Friday, July 25, 2014

The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Movie

    Okay so everyone knows that there is a new ninja turtle movie coming out August 8th and it seems like everyone seems to hate it. There is a completely new take on the ninja turtles that seems (to me) that they are going to be some sort of cross over between the original comic book turtles that were dark and said 'damn straight' along with the goofy pizza loving turtles that everyone is used to. 

     Personally, I think that this movie is worth a shot to see. Everyone hates the idea that they look realistic, but that is the reality of what humanoid turtles would look like if they actually lived in New York City. I mean, I still believe that there had to be many (and I mean MANY) script changes as does my favorite nerdy youtuber, Black Nerd Comedy (Check him out here). Their lips and noses look odd, but if the plot is good and withholds a good ninja turtle movie than we can get used to the animation as if it does well we could very well be looking at a trilogy or a quadrilogy like Transformers (Thank you Michael Bay.... NOT).

    Speaking of Transformers, what the hell Michael Bay! Making the Shredder have like sixteen boomerang-looking swords on him and the big ass transformer-looking armor thing. Hopefully, (let's pray together on this) this is going to somehow be defeated and Oruku Saki, or whatever his name is going to be in this movie, will have to revert to his old armor that has the original armor that we are used to seeing. 

    Alright I think I'm done for today. Hopefully when the movie does come out, it will be good and not ruin the ninja turtle franchise that all of us are fearing. I mean, it's worth a shot right? Please Michael Bay, PLEASE don't ruin my childhood! Don't make it be as bad as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III or the Next Mutation!

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